"I'm not afraid of sharks because National Geographic has
told me that:
1. They're more afraid of me than I am of them (I don't see how but I believe in TV)
2. They only testbite when they encounter you to see if you're edible (which is good because I've also been told they don't like the taste of humans)
3. If you can flip it, then you can put it to sleep.
4. Movies like Jaws demonize the shark. The shark is in reality a harmless being.
And people complain that Jersey Shore makes them dumb"